For some odd reason I’ve been listening to a lot of oldies lately. It’s CARAAAAYYYZAYYY!
Did i mention I’m drinking coffee right now? Things might get a lil’ crasey up in this blogizzle. <—see? it starts.
So i’ve decided that when I go back home to visit my friends and fam in the ATX, my first stop will be Chick Fil A, and my second stop will be HEB to pick up a bottle of honey. Because ever since I moved to Seattle, the majority of coffee shops have honey at the condiment bar. And so one day I tried the honey with my coffee, instead of sugar, and i gotta admit . . . I’M IN LOVE!!
If I could marry a condiment, honey would be my HONEY. I just add a bit to my java (does anyone even call it that anymore?) and let the good times roll! 😀 Try it! NOW! DO IT!
okay. i seriously need to be slapped in the face with a piece of pizza. Seriously. Heck, I might just walk on over to Pagliacci’s and get a slice of Prosciutto and Fig pizza and slap MYSELF in the fizzzzace!
So i’ve decided that social networking has become my best friend and my worst enemy. So it’s like a frenemy. Mainly because I’m such a jerk when it comes to people updating their statuses with misspellings and grammatically incorrect sentences. I know. I know. I’m a b.hole 😦 But seriously . . . I worry that some people got gypped on a good education. for instance:
> if you still wearing airforce1’s.. srry, its jus not lookie anymore
-um. i’m sorry . . . if you still wearing? and uh, what exactly does it mean to not be ‘lookie anymore?’ And don’t tell me you’re srrry. That means nothing to me.
> I am proud of having juicy lips!!! That’s sexxxc
– well hmmm. i guess it would just take too much effort to take off the triple x’s and spell it right. Oh and PS: it DOESN’T end with a “C”
Gosh. I’m a jerk. Don’t worry folks. One day, I will get over myself. Or maybe I’ll go grammatically insane and join the club of 3rd graders living in adult bodies.
PS: give yourself 90 cool points if you checked this post for grammar and spelling. I would if I were you.
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